and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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