garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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