Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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