Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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