The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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