No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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