Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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