school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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