You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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