Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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