She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Randomize
