Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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