apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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