can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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