google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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