How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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