ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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