it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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