My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...