Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
he was CRYING into my vagina
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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