THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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