is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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