before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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