party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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