Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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