Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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