Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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