My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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