Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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