HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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