Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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