Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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