my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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