You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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