i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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