I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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