Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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