Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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