yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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