And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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