it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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