So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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