But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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