Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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