you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
