I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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