Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i think i have two assholes
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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