I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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