Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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