And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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