I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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